Fetish Meme
Taken from Y!Gallery


+ = Do want
- = Do not want
/ = Not sure if/Varying degrees of want

(I also took the liberty of explaining my opinions, because I have no shame. These "fetishes" are mostly what I like to see in literature/art, not real life. Some aren't even POSSIBLE IRL. Now you know.)

Anal on Males (+): I think the reason that gay anal sex appeals to me is because, as a woman, I am biologically programmed to feel that sexual satisfaction is achieved through being penetrated. When writing erotic gay fiction, it is difficult to capture the pleasure achieved by males through oral sex/handjobs because frankly, I have not and never will experience these through a male's perspective. Anal penetration can be experienced by both sexes.

Anal on Females (/): I'm iffy on this one. I won't lie and say I don't enjoy m/f anal pRonz every now and then, but IRL it isn't something I really like. I get pissed whenever its brought up and I'm like, "Why screw a bumhole when you've got a perfectly healthy vag?!" That's the feminazi in me.

Breasts (+): I'm a small breast lover. I'm probably biased because I'm an A-cup, but be damned if little bitties aren't sexy. More than a mouthful's a waste!

Breast Expansion (-): Like I said, I like em small...

Weight Gain (-): Uh, no. I don't find massive lumps of fat appealing in art or in real life. Since I'm skinny, I tend to be attracted to more slender men/women. I can appreciate curvy girls, but curvy as in Marilyn Monroe, not Beth Ditto [link]

Bondage (/): I think some people overdo the bondage thing. I like classic De Sade, but the excessive leather and gagballs just make me roll my eyes and laugh.

Clothing (+): Clothing on during sex just screams "urgency". I like that.

Leather (-): You're trying too hard.

Stockings (-): Wtf kind of fetish is that? Death of a Salesman roleplay?

Shoe/Boots (/): It's kind of like leaving clothing on, but at the same time it leaves no room for awkward positioning in the midst of things.

Suit and Tie (+): For my first time, my BF dressed in a suit and tie and waited on the bed. GUH. Needless to say, I like that kind of thing.

Muscle, Male (/): Generally prefer smart, skinny guys (nice Jewish boys ) to meat-headed muscle men... but if its just tone, then fine.

Muscle, Female (-): No.

Herm (-): Nothing against hermaphrodites, but in art/literature they just seem like a way for straight guys to explore their latent homosexuality with the reassurance of... "BUT it has boobs/a vagina IN ADDITION to the penis".

Cub/Shota (-): Not a fan of child pRonz, thanks.

Baby/Diaper (-): Not a fan of already childish adults acting like infants either.

Transformation (-): I'm not entirely sure what this is referring to, but it sounds like Transformers and I hate robots.

Macro/Micro (-): Just plain fucking weird. I'll never look at Q-tips the same way because of micro.

Impregnation (+): The idea of sex for its actual purpose, reproduction, turns me on, I'll admit. I think its because the act of producing a child together is (in theory) supposed to be rooted in deep love for one another. :]

Pregnancy (-): Okay, the actual 9-month process can stay private. I don't like the appearance of pregnant women.

Lactation (-): ;__;

Anal Vore (-): For those who don't know, "vore" is the act of eating/absorbing a living being, in this case, up the pooper. No thanks.

Soul Vore (-): No.

Cock Vore (-): No.

Standard Soft Vore (-): No.

Standard Hard Vore (-): NO.

Paw/Foot (-): No furries please.

Incest (/): Depends on the circumstances. 9 times out of 10 I fucking hate incest, but if the characters come together through tragedy I can usually accept it.

Clonecest (-): Nah. Unless you count that one episode of Star Trek with evil and good Kirk.

Yuri (F/F) (/): I find f/f sex lacking in most cases, but I'm not against it.

Yaoi (M/M) (+): Because the only thing better than one penis is two.

Hetero (M/F) (+): It has a penis, I like it.

Bi (+): It could work?

Girly Boys (/): I used to really like girly boys, but I kind of grew out of it. I still don't like super-macho guys, but androgyny doesn't get me off either.

Butch Girls (-): Lipstick lesbians please.

Mind Control (/): OKAY, so as a sci-fi nerd I can't deny that I read a number of mind control fictions...but I prefer good ol' free will, thanks.

Rape (+): Uh. I know its bad. I only "like" rape scenarios IN FICTION. FICTION. Anyone who commits rape in real life should be shot on the spot.

Uniform (+): Who doesn't like a man/woman in uniform?

Orgy (-): I'm a monogamous kinda gal.

Subbing/Doming (/): Eh...its okay. Personally I don't practice it.

Biting (/): Sexy in FICTION. In real life, NO.

Solo Masturbation; Male (/): It's okay, nothing special.

Solo Masturbation; Female (-): I don't like to watch or read about it.

Scat (-): One of few things that disturbs me about pornography.

Inflation (-): Gross.

Fat/Pudge (-): A natural roll (like female hips) is okay, but I just do not like fat, I'm sorry. I know I'm American, but NO.

Tech (-): I'm a realistic kinda gal.

Watersports (-) The only time someone should pee on you is if you have a jellyfish sting.

Glasses (/): Nerd love.

Tentacles (-): I kinda laugh everytime I encounter stories/art with tentacle rape.

Oviposition (-): I had to google that. And no.

Masochism (/): As long as it's genuine internal self-loathing that triggers the attraction to pain and not, "OMG I'm alternative I liek painz I am teh hardcore!!"

Sadism (/): Same here.

Partial Nudity (+): Yes please.

Gore/guro (/): I liked Nekromantik, so I can't say I don't enjoy gore and sex combined. I don't achieve sexual arousal from it, though.

Snuff (-): I've seen real snuff films and they didn't do a thing for me.

Hyper (-): I'm not sure what this means either, but I don't like hypertext or hyper people.

Zoophilia (-): Nu-OH thank no. Save the inter-species sex for alien races.

Electricity (-): HAHAHA, are you serious?

She-males (-): I thought we covered this earlier on?

Cross-dressing (/): Eh, I'm not really into it but I don't have an aversion to it.

Oral (-): Oral bores me.

Asphyxiation (/): Meh.

Wet-look (-): Had to google that one too. Not my thing.

Mud/Quicksand etc (-): What.

Sinking (-): What.

Spooge (/): Not in vast amounts, as soooo many yaoi artists like to depict.

Tickling (-): No. I can't believe some people get off on that. Seriously...for some reason the tickling fetish rankles my feathers like no other.