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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist smokingforanaudience19/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Stupid surv

Wed Dec 23, 2009, 11:25 AM
1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
Sure.

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Considering how long ago it was since I was in a relationship with someone other than Nick, I wouldn't consider any of my past relationships even relevant.

3) would you have noticed if there was no third question?
Probably not.

4) What did you last say?
Bye. Love you hun. Or something like that.

5) Do you regret it?
No

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Chronically. It's the unfortunate side effect of having two brain cells to rub together.

7) what color are your eyes?
Green/grey

8) Are you a boy or girl?
Girl, though I've been told I have the mind of a man. I don't necessarily take that as an insult.

9) What is your relationship status?
In a relationship

10) How do you want to die?
Carbon monoxide poisoning

11) What did you last eat?
Sunflower seeds

12) Played any sports?
I'm an okay swimmer and kayaker.

13) Do you bite your nails?
No

14) When was your last physical fight?
Uh. I can't remember. I usually try to avoid those.

15) Do you have an attitude?
A bad one.

16) Do you like someone?
Yes.

17) What is your real name?
Lauren

21) Do you miss someone?
No

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl

23) Do you tan a lot?
I'm anemic...prior to menstruation I tanned though.

24) Have any pets?
No

25) How exactly are you feeling?
Pissed. My ass hurts and I don't know if it was from sexytiemz or the new bed.

26)Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Nick

27) Do you like your job?
Oh yea, the one I don't have? T_T

28) Do you have any hobbies?
Writing. Hating people.

29) Are you scared of spiders?
Terrified.

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Probably not. Why relive all the terrible times that made me the bitter individual I am nowadays?

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
A great number.

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Lay around and not accomplish anything, feel bad about not having a job and living at home with parents despite that I'm in college and have a 3.6 GPA, have sex maybe.

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
My mother? XD

35) Do you type fast?
Yes

36) Do you have piercings?
No

37) Want any more?
No

38) Can you spell well?
With google and spellcheck.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Some.

40) Any tattoos?
No

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
No

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. Used to take riding lessons.

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Uh. I have to think about it.

45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Doubtful.

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.

47) Do you like roller coasters?
Yes

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes. Marriage does not equal a happy, perfect home, even for the dumbass Christians that seem to think it's still a relevant symbol in our decaying society.

50) What should you be doing?
Washing my hair, going to the doctor to get this ear checked out before I get deaf, cleaning up...

51) What’s irritating you right now?
The fact that I'm twenty and live with my parents and have no job and that the fact that I'm the first person in my family to go to university means nothing when I say "I'm 20 and live at home".

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
No

53) Does somebody love you?
Some pitiful souls probably.

54) What is your favorite color?
Red

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes

56) Do you feel awkward when people change around you?
Depends on who it is

57) Do you have trust issues?
Yes

58) How many people have seen you naked?
Outside of family, two.

59) What is your biggest pet peeve?
Humans.

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Pretty good.

61) Has anyone ever told you they love you (family doesn't count)?
Yes

62) Do you believe in miracles?
The fact that I'm in college is a miracle.

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Probably Nick

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forget. Wish I had the flashy thingy from Men in Black.

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No

67) What was your childhood nickname?
LuBelle

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
LOL no

69) Lol 69 am I right?
Not my thing

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Isn't that the law of inertia?

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Cuddle with Nick, lock the door

72) Have you ever told anyone you love them and meant it?
Yes

73) What is bothering you?
My butt.

74) Have you ever been out of your province/ state?
Yes

75) Cats or dogs?
Cats

76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, even though I'm going deaf in one ear...

77) Do you like Chinese food?
Love it

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
5-20-60

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Sometimes

80) Is cheating ever okay?
On math tests.

81) Are you mean?
Yes

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
No

83) Whats the part of you YOU like the best?
Legs?

84) Do you believe in true love?
Sure...haha

85) Do you like the outside?
When it's warm and there are no busty chicks in bikinis around.

86) Are you currently bored?
Yes

87) Do you wanna get married?
I guess, for the benefits. If domestic partnerships were actually recognized in this county it wouldn't be an issue... come on Mecklenburg.

88) Want to go on an adventure?
If it involved hot aliens or something.

89) Did you notice there is still a missing question?
No

90) which one is it?
No idear

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Yea, but if I see that shit in fanfiction I want to kill myself.

92) Are you hungry?
Not really

93) Ever been in jail?
No, but I got a grilled cheese sandwich at the courthouse once (was there for jury duty).

94) What makes you happy?
Making Star Trek gay.

95) Would you change your name?
No

96) Ever been to Alaska?
No thanks.

97) One thing you want to say to someone but won’t?
The basics. "I hate you" and the like.

98) Do you watch the news?
About three times a week.

99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Goat-fish

100) Whats the one thing you wish you could take back?
I haven't a clue really. :\

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